The flu

Has hit me.

No really, its not me its you.

So Ive had my fair share of bad luck in the dating world.. ok ok so Ive struck out everytime. So with that record going for me you would think "wow this chick has issues!". Nope not the case at all. Ive taken the blame every single time because Im not in it for a fight. But I am so sick of being blamed. "We're moving to fast' yet you made the first move and Im only following your lead. Or "we're on 2 ends of the spectrum darlin'" oh yes I've heard them all. You would think I would be terribly bitter by this but I'm not. I actually expect it to happen. I dont know what a healthy relationship feels like so perhaps I'm not sad by what I'm missing out on. I will continue living my life happily being Natalie's mother because that is what I enjoy the most. Just dont think you could ever hurt me, Ive seen a hell most haven't.

Latest and greatest. Aug 2010.

Ha ha ha I really wish someone wouldve told me how bad I looked before I went out!

Tada the finished look

Then it got super itchy and started to peel

And peel and peel and peel ha ha ha.

papa-paparazzi

'Angry Jesus'. haha see him holding the little girl in pink?

there he is taking off with another kid.

Its a biblical 'wheres waldo'  can you spot him?

ah there you are jesus! you cant hide from me!

There he goes in the jesus-mobile.  He left very angry and demanded a refund... I wonder if it was because I was running around snapping pictures of him.

Theres 'Chandler Mall ATM Jesus' Shot by Sarah.

And my all time favorite, 'SEXY SINFUL' Jesus.  This was shot at some bar on Mill Ave on my 25th birthday. We later found him outside with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other and a woman on both arms. Way to go Jesus!

This is a picture of a poster ON a poster shot inside my bathroom stall at the same bar sexy sinful Jesus was spotted in.

Look we even have proof he was there!!

And look, theres 'Santa Jesus'

Hope you enjoy ha ha ha :)